MEET THE TEAM
From sunny San Diego California, we're a rag tag group of unique personaliti that like to make cool things.
FOUNDING FATHER
Will find ANY opportunity to say anything that invokes a facepalm. Big fan of cows with pink lips.
Has invented arguably more important things than Tesla himself.
Did you know he won an award????
CFO (Chief Food Officer)
The cutest menace of them all. Oh that was YOUR trashcan?? Nope. It’s Kona’s now. But seriously, are you gunna finish eating that or can I have it?
FINANCES
The reason we can all get paid and not have to scrounge the dumpster in the back for leftover top ramen.
Also an absolute Eve magnet.
FRONT OFFICE MANAGER
The glue of the office. Has many cool stories of his life journeys… too many. How can a single person have so many different experiences? Probly immortal.
GRAPHIC DESIGNER
Dresses up as an elf in her spare time because being a dweeb in high school didn’t get her bullied enough.
Can't pronounce Gardettos.
WAREHOUSE
The master of pallets. He is the reason this place functions. If your kids get their Christmas gifts on time, it’s because of him. If they don’t … -redacted –