MEET THE TEAM
From sunny San Diego California, we're a rag tag group of unique personaliti that like to make cool things.
The king of the castle. Will find ANY opportunity to say anything that invokes a facepalm. Big fan of cows with pink lips.
Has invented arguably more important things than Tesla himself.
Did you know he won an award????
CFO (Chief Food Officer)
The cutest menace of them all. Oh that was YOUR trashcan?? Nope. It’s Kona’s now. But seriously, are you gunna finish eating that or can I have it?
Forklift certified, published model, fire extinguisher, chef, woodworking extraordinaire, wearer of many hats.
Only allows spicy things to be said if it’s after 5pm.
The reason we can all get paid and not have to scrounge the dumpster in the back for leftover top ramen.
Also an absolute Eve magnet.
FRONT OFFICE MANAGER
The glue of the office. Has many cool stories of his life journeys… too many. How can a single person have so many different experiences? Probly immortal.
Is either still working at 1am or breaking another bone doing some form of extreme sport. Is the only “sane” person we know that drinks his coffee black.
Follow his cat on Instagram #MissJesse
SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER
Knows more about motorsports than all the dudes at supercross combined. Holds the power to either make us go viral or get us cancelled.
Has two toddler boys so absolutely nothing can scare him anymore. #RadDad
The master of pallets. He is the reason this place functions. If your kids get their Christmas gifts on time, it’s because of him. If they don’t … -redacted –
Dresses up as an elf in her spare time because being a dweeb in high school didn’t get her bullied enough.
Can't pronounce Gardettos.
HEAD OF MORALE
Arguably THE most important person at Marky Sparky (sorry Mark). Is the cause of all her own problems. Winner of the “Cutest Thing to Ever Walk the Earth” award.
Just our friendly neighbor poltergiest that lives up in the attic alongside all of the old computers from the 90s. Occasionally knocks things over and flickers the lights.
Is friendly . . . we hope.